"Those who go swimming less than one hour after eating will get a cramp and drown." or
"Earthquakes are most likely to happen when the weather is hot and dry." If that were true....hmmm,
or how about "Fruits or vegetables canned by a menstruating woman will spoil in the can."
I came back to Italy when everything was in bloom. Beautiful to behold, but for my allergies, there is that something out there during the spring season that leaves me puffy-eyed, sniffing, sneezing and coughing.